It's like those French have the same name for everything

Wherein a bonus post. Don't get used to it.

What happens when a French company buys an American company? Other than corporate policy and procedures on the proper way to lock your grandparents in an unventilated apartment in August while you go on vacation? The corporate phone book changes!

Duh...

While the company will remain unnamed, these figures are real:

Jean-Luc = 155
Jean-Pierre = 172
Jean-Claude = 116
Jean-Marc = 142
Jean-Michel = 112
Jean-Francois = 143
Jean-Paul = 104
Jean-Louis = 80
Jean-Yves = 76
Jean-Christophe = 66
Jean-Philippe = 75