Someone alert Stephen Colbert
Wherein the main problem is that a lot of these neighborhoods don't allow for black bears in the HOA covenants
- Marietta, GA: For the third time in less than a month, a black bear has died after being struck by a car in Cobb County.
- Obetz, OH: Bar bans black bear
- Oak Ridge, TN: For the second time this month, a black bear has prowled the city's residential and commercial areas.
- Fredericksburg, VA: A five-foot-tall black bear toured Fredericksburg over the weekend
posted by bill at 11:30 PM
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After all this time, I still love your "whereins." They're the best, they never grow old, and I hope you'll never give 'em up.
xxoo
Do you have a favorite?
The first Wherein (January 4, 2006): Wherein I generally withhold praise from King Kong the movie while lauding praise to Naomi Watts the actress
still makes me laugh: Wherein I leave a suitably obtuse and subtly humorous precis of the subject, yet actually don't because the subject is so short and this summary is so long
We've had these stories down here:
Three bears spotted in tree in Apopka neighborhood
And my favorite
Black bear an early-morning tourist at Universal Orlando
I love bear stories.
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